haanigram:

if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit

oomshi:

314eater:

hitlersbreastmilk:

boys?

girls?

*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??

stridershead:

KNOWING SOMEBODY THAT HELPS YOU DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONS

BEING AFRAID OF STRESSING THEM OUT OR BEING TOO NEEDY

princerat:

theres a huge difference between being attracted to children and actually molesting them. i got a gore kink but you dont see me ripping open my boyfriend and eating his insides

mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

heroin-hat:

maturity is when a person hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of hurting them back.

fabryski:

theretardedcroissant:

for every five reblogs this post gets i’ll write another page of my novel

go youlittle shit

gundma:

how do u simultaneously believe in the friendzone and in fake geek girls rhetorics. how do you believe both that women only date “jerks” and give “nice guys” the cold shoulder and also believe that they devote tons of their time money and energy into dressing up like cartoon characters and attending conventions and feigning interest in “geeky” things to “trick” shitty entitled nerdlords like you into dating them

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

ladlekind:

i just found out that seahorses are actually terrible swimmers and im trying to picture seahorse dad teaching eridan how to swim but literally all eridans doing is spinning in circles with floaties on his arms and seahorsedads cheering like YEAH YOU GO KIDDO

automobilefelinemammal:

sexual orientation: nintendo

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things